“You know your Conservative when Margret Thatcher rocks your boat and not Jordon.”

Where the hell did that come from, what awful crevice of Ian Dale’s head told him to write that, it makes Oedipus sound....... No not quiet but very nearly. I was never a big fan of tories but I had some respect for them. Other favourites are:

“When someone says "Change" you look in your wallet ......”
“You attack your own leader, but freak out when the BBC do it.”
“...you see Emily Maitlis's legs and all you feel is outrage.”
“. . . you read Ian Dale's diary and realise he's 'not one of us'.”
“you watch Star Wars thinking the Empire has a point of view.”
“... the majority in the country no longer agree with you”