Liberal Leslie can exclusively reveal the truth between Cowie’s shocking attacks on Cameron today.

In 2005 Cowie like all good millionaires gave half a million to the most inefficient political party of them all, the Conservatives.

In early 2007 Cowie who made his money in the transport sector never growing up from his love of trains went to Indai to see how they travelled. There he came into contact with the startling good looking Hermit Brainy Blonde Bombshell. He immediately fell in love and joining in mediation with her saw the errors of his ways. Reconnected with his ethics he was shocked he had supported such a right wing agenda.

Just three weeks ago he returned to the UK to set his yin yen balance straight and decided to give half a million to charity. This though was not enough, because to be good, he had to slightly more than just cancel out his donation to the Conservatives. As a result he didn’t join everybody else to stick the boot into Cameron but waited a week so Cameron would believe he was in the clear. It was then that Cowie announced his donation would go to charity and he thought Cameron was a arrogant Old Eaton, aka Posh twat.

Cowie has not made his conversion public and instead hid behind the Eton stuff and the now relentless Conservative attacks on Cameron to avoid any religious persecution.